There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Josh Groban

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Robert McCloskey

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.


Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.


Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.


Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back


Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.


I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure


Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

John Lennon